Charlie Sheen believes he is what Lindsay Lohan needs to get back on track.  He’s already given her $100,000 to pay off tax debt and connected her with a stylist to dress her for an event…but now he says he wants to be her mentor. Whaaaat??

Charlie told TMZ, “I have a kinship with Lohan, who clearly needs a mentor — whether she wants one or not. She can continue to hang out with her dress shredding club buddies or turn to me for some advice from a guy who’s been down the road as well as every other side trail on the journey. If she listens, she’ll win. If she doesn’t, that’s on her.”

Wow. He kinds makes sense.

Charlie and Lindsay will both appear in the upcoming Scary Movie 5 plus Lindsay just landed a guest starring role on an episode of Sheen’s Anger Management.